My First Pookus

#1
You came here to poop.
Why are you too embarrassed
To poop in a stall?

#2
Walking to floor one.
Too afraid someone might hear
Eighty percent fart.

#3
Privacy is key.
Boys might hear you through the cracks!
What would Kappa think?

#4
What's brown and sticky?
The inside of the toilet.
I know what you did!

#5
What's more important:
Your essay or a nice dump?
March your ass downstairs!

#6
Thank God I made it!
No one can know my secret!
...Outside someone waits.